The frustrations of choosing the perfect urinal.

Hello, I’m opening a restaurant on a desert island nearby. I’m really interested in this Eco-Urinal you have here, that doesn’t require water or plumbing. How much is it?

Ah, I’m afraid that the Eco-Urinal is out of stock. 

Not to worry, I’ve got until October and it doesn’t seem like it’s going to be complicated to install. Will you be getting more by October?

No. They’ve been discontinued. We only have the display model left. 

Oh, well, perhaps I could buy the display model?

No, that’s for display purposes. 

But you’re not selling them anymore in the future?

No. 

But you still need to display it?

Yes.